xBox 360 is coming!

Ms. Beckham projects
Originally uploaded by Stunted Growth.

I can hardly wait! I got my xBox Halo Special Edition at the Target at 5401 W. Broad St., Richmond, VA, not to mention Full Spectrum Warrior along with the accompanying strategy guide. Full Spectrum Warrior is a realistic military simulator. Spank Middle Eastern terrorists fighting modernity and equal rights for women. Great for playing while your wife is watching "Bend It Like Beckham" for the three-thousandth time. Me, I'm waiting for the video of "Bend Over Like Victoria Beckham."

One of the many reasons I moved out of 5100 Monument Avenue, a Condo, aside from the fact that the people who live there are uptight assholes, is that I couldn't get high-speed internet access there from those losers at Comcast so I could play xBox Live.