Steps to make Richmond a more interesting place

A manufactured sea creature in the James River along the lines of the Loch Ness monster.

Some sort of annual Edgar Alan Poe mysterious ritual along the lines of that Baltimore thing.

A topless mermaid sunning herself on a rock in the James River.

The first two are in the conceptual stage, but I already have someone lined up to be the topless mermaid. With the fins and a wig, no one will recognize her.