I hate the French, particularly the loudmouths at VCU's Cabell Library

Who knew they could be even ruder here than they are in their own country? Then again, what can you expect of a nation where they love Jerry Lewis and the women bathe less frequently than they shave their armpits? If the Germans had tried to exterminate the French instead of the Jews, the rest of the world would have understood and the Germans wouldn't have anything to live down today. As Charles de Gaulle said, "I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French." Trivia: dG's final words: "It hurts."