My imaginary financee, Janeane Garofalo

Sunday's are usually slow, so it seems like a good time to introduce a web site about my imaginary friend, Harvey, er, imaginary fiancee, Janeane Garofalo at http://mediastupor.squarespace.com. Janeane is one dumb bitch who can't make up her mind whether she wants to commit political suicide (by making dumb-ass comments) or actual suicide (by smoking). Do both, my dear - it will be more fun for all of us. Meanwhile, I plan to buy and have a brick inscribed with your name along a pathway linking the entire Virginia Commonwealth University campus. Of course, according to the US Army Community Service, "Never... expose the sole of one's shoes or bottoms of feet to an Arab. It is regarded as an insult."

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Originally uploaded by Stunted Growth.