Friday, April 22, 2005

Bussed a move

Mood: accident prone
Now Playing: "Magic Bus" by the Who
Latest changes in the First National Bank of the Street product line-up: we no longer carry GRTC tickets. We'll loan you $1 and then you're on you own. In fact, FNBS is conducting a boycott of the GRTC until 1) its bus drivers stop for white people and 2) they refrain from trying to kill same. From now on, FNBS will be powered by foot or taxi. And since the CEO is a cheap bastard and can still pinch an inch, that means 90 percent of the time by foot.

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