Love cats

Mood: amorous

Yank me, crank me. -Ted Nugent

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming F--k Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of sh-t... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
- Full Metal Jacket

Hey, I saw Ms. Giraffe's crotch for the first time. I feel like Moses looking into the Promised Land.